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[refashioned]

Is it really any of your business what I pay her?

[spiritgun]

No.

[ SHRUG ]

But aren't you worried about whether or not it's gonna hold up?

[refashioned]

If it were someone else? Yes.

[She lucked out when it came to Lucina.]

Lucina is special.

[spiritgun]

Special how?

[refashioned]

She's a warrior princess. Shockingly loyal. And remarkably patient.

[spiritgun]

Was patience part of the job advertising?

[refashioned]

Should it have been?

[spiritgun]

[ yes. ]

I figured you'd include everything.

[refashioned]

Well, considering that most of the other offers involved people not understanding why I would ask for a guard, I think that it spoke for itself with regards to that.

[spiritgun]

Well look, if you ever get tired of hiding behind someone else let me know.

[refashioned]

I'm developing quite the retinue.

[Daddy would be proud.]

[spiritgun]

It's just 'cause I'm bored, okay?

[ this is not completely untrue. ]

[refashioned]

So, you assume that my life isn't boring.

[The next natural conclusion.]

[spiritgun]

I didn't say that. I meant I think you'd better learn to throw a punch.

[refashioned]

I have someone to train me in guns. It was my compromise with Lucina.

[spiritgun]

Ugh.

[ judgey for someone whose spirit energy is literally fired like a gun. ]

Like I said, if you change your mind give me a ring.

[refashioned]

Please don't tell me that you think throwing a punch is better than a gun.

I'm not anti-gun control or anything like that, but we faced giant, very toothy sharks on my first mission. I don't think punching them would do the trick.

[spiritgun]

It would be if you hit them hard enough.

[ obviously!!! ]

Besides, what happens if you don't have your gun?

[refashioned]

It doesn't matter, because the answer will never be to mess up my manicure to punch someone only to still lose the fight.